This is your captain speaking.
"Let it be known that there will be no in-flight movie,
no cute little packages of mixed nuts."
(This airline has been discontinued.)

I have tossed some lambs, aimed at your silence, in spite.
(I love ewe.)

So this is what it's come to,
being fed existence through a tube?
I can't stand the bothersome headlights at the foot of my hospital bed.
(Summon help with the ring of a bell.)

Hats off to you, waiting on me hand and ankle.

She's reenacting turbulence.
(I'm shakin' in my boots.)
It's going down tonight. We're going down tonight.

Please, enough with the poking and prodding,
the anesthetics wore off months ago.
(Sew me back up, my insurance will probably cover this.)

I've come to believe that beliefs are a sign of arrogance.

Please sign on all 81 of the dotted lines, ignore the fine print for now.
It'll come back to haunt you later. We'll discuss this later.

America just sold it's oxygen supply to the highest bidder.
(Repayment of these debts, commence.)
Celebrate my independence, singing holiday classics to all the fascists.
(Door to door, we're traveling salesmen.)

We have reached our final destination.
(And no one on board is happy about it.)